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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 02:27

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How would you define love?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.